snow

Do you like snow? I don’t. At least not when it’s in the city and it turns into unidentifiable grey thing that invades your shoes and bottom of your trousers. But this virtual one won’t do much harm, will it?

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smart

If I ate lots and lots and lots of Smarties, would they make me smart? Please? I have an important, heavy, huge and scaaary exam. My brain needs some help.

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*is confused*

Can someone explain to me how seedless grapes grow? Out of what? I’m confused.

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touching the limit

“On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, ‘Okay, this is the limit’. And as you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your [...]

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garmin chicken unibrow??

A lost chicken with a unibrow in need of a Garmin GPS? Naaah.
My my, those are some strange search terms. Few days have passed since I posted lyrics and links to the two Garmin commercials. Lots of people visited and I had some fun with the words that people used to find that blog post. [...]

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give a, give a, give a, give a Garmin

There are these two Garmin commercials for Nűvi… holiday edition. Which I just love.
Commercial number 1

Where’s Shopping mall
There’s Shopping mall
Things that are small
Bob’s big and tall
Where’s Chinese Food
There’s Chinese Food
Spicy Chicken Wing
Chicken Almanding
Ding dong, ding dong
Traffic’s a mess, there no distress
Find a new way, with no delay
Bluetooth is on, call the [...]

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